Tuesday, August 10, 2010

SEX EDUCATION ..... PCK way!

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becos, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the road, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't play play ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses ? PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn ...........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not ?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah !!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!

3 comments:

  1. hahahhhaa..
    good analogy eh? kekeke.

    btw,

    selamat menyambut Ramadhan. selamat menjalani ibadat berpuasa.

    catz miow

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  2. thank you catz , selamat berpuasa to you also

    wolf!!! wolf!!!

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  3. Huhuhu....Sweet!!
    Salam Ramadhan Explorer!!

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